My pirate brethren, I am proud to introduce you to a new piratical product that is in the works: Captain Dabberlack's Ship In A Bottle Pirate Scent. I had the great fortune of testing out this unique combination of scents and want to (shamelessly) plug this new item.
Contained within this mysterious bottle is a mystical aroma of piratical olfactory pleasure. The essences of fresh rum, black powder, trade spices, tea leaves, tobacco, and musk are combined to create a sweet but manly scent. If you are a fan of black-spiced Kraken rum, you will find this scent immediately appealing and, I might add, develop an instantaneous thirst for this spirit.
This scent is perfect for the debonair captain type who wants to continually remind his crew of scurvy gits that he enjoys being swathed in the smells of a freshly fired flintlock, the relaxing pipe of tobacco after a long day of pillaging, and the hot cargo of recently looted spices and tea leaves soon to be traded for monies and spirits at the next port of call.
Next time you throw on your tricorn and boots and ready yourself to set sail for destinations of piratical pleasure, be it a pirate festival, a ren faire, or a visit to your local drinking hole, splash on Captain Dabberlack's Ship In A Bottle Pirate Scent and let the world know you sail the finest ship in the Seven Seas.